We asked everyone at DKC to put on a happy face just for YOU!!
(Please forgive us the results. )
Assistant Animal Handler & Cleaner
Since May 2010
Aladdin has some very illuminating thoughts on the subject of steroids.
Very proper, socially acceptable, thought-leader thoughts.
Manager - Boarding & Daycare
Since Oct 2012
She has no friends. But inanimate objects seem to really like her.
Sweet.
The WHITENESS of her whiteness actually veils a demon.
Levi is no mere pair of jeans.
OMG!! Is anyone else also feeling the urge to barf??!!
Amazon got into the pet business because of THIS cat!
It's the "chill" in this cat that is SO unsettling. :-)
Manager - Boarding & Daycare
Since Oct 2012
She has no friends. But inanimate objects seem to really like her.
Sweet.
Global Relocations Office Admin & Financials Bookkeeper
Since Oct 2016
Insane. Mentally afflicted.
It's really that simple... and that depressing.
Dark and mysterious... and wearing a dress!
Global Relocations Office Admin & Financials Bookkeeper
Since Oct 2016
Insane. Mentally afflicted.
It's really that simple... and that depressing.
Office Coordinator -cum- Receptionist
Since Dec 2023
The bottom line is this: Brittany likes bird seed.
Please stop harassing her.
Animal Relocations Officer
Since Jan 2025
He loves birds.
But do they love him? ;-)
Driver
Since Dec 2016
When you truly "come of age", like Charlie has... gravitas just emanates.
DKC Cat
Since Nov 2014
The Lion.
Animal Handler
Since Jan 2023
Even a hard, uncomfortable bench cannot extinguish Chloe's star-bright dramatic talents.
"Alpha"?! Seriously??!
More like "Love me! PLEASE! I'll even wear your work uniform in return for a cuddle! PLEASE!"
Kaiser has royalty in his name. Can you see it in his eyes. :-)
The contemporary incarnation of that great rejectionist of "Atlas Shrugged"?
Hmmm... seems more anxious about a possible coming storm than actually BEING a storm. Oh well... cute anyway. :-)
Just too damn beautiful.
Must be Photoshopped. Right?
Animal Handler
Since Jan 2023
Even a hard, uncomfortable bench cannot extinguish Chloe's star-bright dramatic talents.
Assistant Animal Handler & Cleaner
Since Dec 2022
Christian seems happy enough.
The chicken is definitely traumatised.
Animal Relocations Officer
Since Mar 2023
He's a very welcoming guy.
Just DO NOT get sucked in by his whimpering pleads for a tip!!
Animal Relocations Officer
Since Sep 2023
There are only so many "men" willing to be SO open, don't you think? ;-)
Office Coordinator -cum- Receptionist
Since Mar 2025
She has a deep psychological impluse to emulate.
Just weird.
Animal Relocations Officer
Since Oct 2024
Look at that picture of Dipson for a moment. Gaze into it. Let your imagination go.
Now imagine Dipson is wearing no shirt while in that pose.
Dream? Nightmare?
You decide. :-)
Veterinary General & Exotics SpecialistDVM, MRCVS GPCert (ExAP)
Since Jan 2024
Ya gotta love the chutzpa. He actually thinks he can help EVEN a turtle that's made of wood.
Veterinary SurgeonDVM
Since Sep 2021
Gokcen gets VERY excited about treating your pets.
Veterinary SurgeonBSc, BVSc, MSc, MRCVS
Since May 2021
Eating kibble is the ONLY REAL PROOF of a vet's competence.
True, dat.
Veterinary General & Orthopaedic SurgeonDVM, Surgical MSc
Since Apr 2018
If you drill deep and far enough... you ALWAYS come out the other end.
Veterinary SurgeonBVSc, MRCVS
Since Apr 2015
The equipment she's singing into is actually an invaluably important ultrasound machine.
She, herself, is simply ultrasonic. xx
That's actually a big broad hat on that cat.
That cat is unexpectedly tolerant.
How nice. :-)
Nova no doubt seems like a perfectly normal cat. Right?
Well... Nova is ACTUALLY a critical participant in the global scientific effort to confirm the existence of cats on other planets!
VERY exciting stuff!
Veterinary SurgeonBVSc, MRCVS
Since Apr 2015
The equipment she's singing into is actually an invaluably important ultrasound machine.
She, herself, is simply ultrasonic. xx
Veterinary SurgeonBSc, BVSc
Since Mar 2023
She's not entirely sure she should be wearing "The Cone of Shame"... but she OH-SO-WANTS-TO!
Clinical Director & PartnerBA, BVSc
Since Sep 2012
When life is hard, you need a partner (even if he's a bit wacko).
They used to separate themselves from each other sometimes. Now they rest in peace. Loved those cats.
She looks beautiful, right? Well, she's totally f*g schizophrenic.
One cooooooollll cat, man.
It is widely known that ET is "The Best Horse on Earth".
Will the "Wow" make it worth it?
Only if the rider stays on. ;-)
Clinical Director & PartnerBA, BVSc
Since Sep 2012
When life is hard, you need a partner (even if he's a bit wacko).
Veterinary General & Orthopaedic SurgeonBVSc(Hons), MSc(Cum Laude)
Since Sep 2020
Now THAT's wearing your deepest innards out on your sleeve!
Veterinary General & Orthopaedic SurgeonBVSc, MRCVS
Since Mar 2021
He seeks "meaning" in life.
He finds it in blue light.
Very blue light. (And ringworm.)
Veterinary SurgeonDVM, MRCVS
Since Mar 2018
When you bring your pets to DKC for careful, loving medical care...
...THIS is the TRUTH!
(Oops! Did we say that out loud?!)
Manager - Clinic Office & Reception
Since Jun 2015
SHE knows that none of our phones are outdoors.
YOU know that none of our phones are outdoors.
Sooo... WTF is she doing with a phone OUTDOORS??!!
Office Coordinator -cum Receptionist
Since Feb 2025
She likes guns.
She's American. ;-)
(Are we being inappropriately political?)
"The Gymnast"?
Definitely NOT a gymnast!! :-D
The teeth!!!
Office Coordinator -cum Receptionist
Since Feb 2025
She likes guns.
She's American. ;-)
(Are we being inappropriately political?)
Global Relocations Account Manager
Since Sep 2024
Gary apparently thinks he has hair.
What a numbnut! ;-)
Assistant Animal Handler & Cleaner
Since Dec 2016
Ever get that "caged in" feeling?
Gil empathises. :-)
Assistant Animal Handler & Cleaner
Since Aug 2016
Glenn and psychodelics.
We keep trying to tame him... but...
Manager - Boarding & Daycare
Since Apr 2015
A person just KNOWS they are EXTREMELY GIFTED with animals when a request to pose for a picture is as easy as becoming bald.
Beautiful... but a little scary, no?
That's a Walt Disney look, for sure!
One sees the eyes. Oh the eyes. The rest is just dark space.
Manager - Boarding & Daycare
Since Apr 2015
A person just KNOWS they are EXTREMELY GIFTED with animals when a request to pose for a picture is as easy as becoming bald.
Global Relocations Account Manager
Since Aug 2024
When you join DKC, you have to read A LOT of stuff to learn A LOT of sh*t.
:-)
Office Coordinator -cum- Receptionist
Since Mar 2024
About 6 months ago, Isa was in a bar-fight and took a powerful left-hook to the jaw. He still has not fully recovered.
AND... weirdly... he STILL seems rather surprised by it all.
Their bums are stuck to each other. Weird. Maybe they need a bar-fight? ;-)
Office Coordinator -cum- Receptionist
Since Mar 2024
About 6 months ago, Isa was in a bar-fight and took a powerful left-hook to the jaw. He still has not fully recovered.
AND... weirdly... he STILL seems rather surprised by it all.
Assistant Animal Handler & Cleaner
Since Apr 2024
Ivan has got balls.
Assistant Animal Handler & Cleaner
Since Dec 2022
With tongue sticking out and cut-out ears in-place...
Jaime at last finds true joy.
Manager ~ Global Relocations
Since Sep 2004
She's got a certain "glow", don't you think?
The dog is definitely mesmerised.
He looks petrified but actually he's THRILLED to see you!
Can't beat THAT kinda cuteness with no kinda cute caption. So we'll just leave it at that.
Christmas comes more naturally to some than to others. :-)
Manager ~ Global Relocations
Since Sep 2004
She's got a certain "glow", don't you think?
The dog is definitely mesmerised.
Animal Relocations Officer
Since Apr 2017
John often suffers a crick in his neck.
It's comforting to know that he's not alone.
Life is hard. But better in pairs.
Assistant Animal Handler
Since Jan 2023
What John seems to not know is that the tree is FULL of termites AND the imminent fall is FAR!
Good luck, John.
Manager - Animal Relocations Officers
Since Sep 2006
There is no greater philosopher than a DKCer... embodied in Jonjie.
And THAT is just a little bit scary.
Global Relocations Account Manager
Since Oct 2021
"Missing Persons"?
We suspect JZ of artificially mourning their loss. Was he criminally involved in their disappearance? And will he generate enough revenue to make up for the loss of these fine individuals?
Animal Handler
Since Apr 2024
That's a "cat wheel" she's sitting in.
She definitely seems to enjoy it a LOT more than the cats do!!
There is something rather endearing about a horse that looks like a cat.
Animal Handler
Since Apr 2024
That's a "cat wheel" she's sitting in.
She definitely seems to enjoy it a LOT more than the cats do!!
Animal Handler
Since Apr 2018
Linzi might be the only DKCer who knows how to get photographed without being a silly ass. :-D
He's exactly as cute as he thinks he is.
Animal Handler
Since Apr 2018
Linzi might be the only DKCer who knows how to get photographed without being a silly ass. :-D
Animal Relocations Officer
Since Dec 2022
Ya gotta ask the obvious question:
HOW does he POSSIBLY feel COLD in DUBAI??!!!
Lorenzo is cold (??!) in Dubai... DESPITE having a dog named "Flint"?!
...and even with a Spyke in temperature??!
Animal Relocations Officer
Since Dec 2022
Ya gotta ask the obvious question:
HOW does he POSSIBLY feel COLD in DUBAI??!!!
Head Assistant Animal Handler & Cleaner
Since Nov 2022
Does he want the best seat in the house?
Does he want to move the cat?
The doubt is excruciating to witness.
Animal Relocations Officer
Since Sep 2024
Mark thinks of himself as a romantic.
WE think of him as a very nice guy who needs psychiatric assistence... URGENTLY.
Office Coordinator -cum- Receptionist
Since Mar 2022
Ya gotta imagine that those leaves are pretty darn happy, right now. ;-)
Gardener
Since Sep 2016
Do you think he actually knows what he's doing?
Assistant Animal Handler & Cleaner
Since Aug 2024
He's so happy to be with DKC.
He doesn't know better... yet. ;-)
Accountant
Since Jun 2002
DKC's CEO had only this to say:
"I am really truly frightened."
Global Relocations Account Manager
Since Jun 2022
If you ever just don't know what to eat... ask Neeraj. :-D
Global Relocations Account Manager
Since Feb 2024
Neethu's smile has SUCH impressive HEFT... she needs a bird ladder to hold it up.
Wow! :-)
Carpenter & General Handyman
Since Jun 2006
When?!... WHEN??!!!!... is it enough to just tell a person to STOP?!!
Assistant Veterinary Nurse
Since Mar 2016
It really is SO exciting when we discover new technologies!
Assistant Veterinary Nurse
Since Sep 2008
Although it is very inspiring to see someone so freely romantic... it IS a little concerning in this particular case.
Head Manager of DKC
Since May 2014
When sleep overcomes us, we need to be our TRUE selves... right?
(Lazy cow.)
That's how Beth watches TV too.
Head Manager of DKC
Since May 2014
When sleep overcomes us, we need to be our TRUE selves... right?
(Lazy cow.)
Veterinary Nurse
Since Mar 2023
It is not difficult to understand the chicken's excitement.
The trick with computers is to WILL them into action.
Veterinary Nurse
Since Mar 2023
It is not difficult to understand the chicken's excitement.
Veterinary Nurse
Since Dec 2013
The cat is not real (obviously). The feeding of the cat is (obviously) delusional. And the scarf on the head is to convey "cool".
But the smile? Well... how can anyone not simply fall in love with that smile.
A panting cat is not a cat necessarily ready for a cuddle.
"Posing" is a concept understood by all sentient beings. :-)
Veterinary Nurse
Since Dec 2013
The cat is not real (obviously). The feeding of the cat is (obviously) delusional. And the scarf on the head is to convey "cool".
But the smile? Well... how can anyone not simply fall in love with that smile.
Veterinary Nurse
Since Jan 2023
The suggestion is simply NOT professional, Chantelle!!
NOT PROFESSIONAL!!
Assistant Veterinary Nurse
Since Sep 2021
Is he merely seeking temporary relief from stress... or is this his ultimate salvation?
Veterinary Nurse
Since Jan 2024
Dawn definitely "sees the light"... but she just cannot get it to turn on!
Veterinary Nurse
Since Nov 2022
Is he laughing? Crying?
More importantly... are his earrings aligned with official company attire?!
Veterinary Nurse
Since Oct 2024
Hassan ain't no airhead.
As for his hands?... Well, that might be a different matter.
Veterinary Nurse
Since May 2024
Don't let that look of anxiety and trepidation on Hayley's face cause you any concern at all about her love of animals ~ it's just that she's never before seen a BLUE DOG!!!
;-)
Assistant Veterinary Nurse
Since Mar 2015
Nichole was recently part of a police line-up.
Her street-name is "The Shark".
"I'm as shockingly beautiful as adobe."
"Oy! I'm restin' here, bud!"
"I love you... but I'm not moving."
Assistant Veterinary Nurse
Since Mar 2015
Nichole was recently part of a police line-up.
Her street-name is "The Shark".
Veterinary Nurse
Since Mar 2025
She's not a dog... but she sure is cute!
Veterinary Nurse
Since Jun 2024
Talal tries to impress us with his commitment to the job by eating dog food from a dog bowl.
We believe it's a mental health issue.
Assistant Veterinary Nurse
Since Dec 2024
Asphyxiation by stethoscope. Hmmm...
DKC Cat
Since Apr 2017
Panda has been with us for YEARS!!
Panda is STILL sniffing us out.
Oh well. xx
Principal Partner
Since Jul 1987
That twinkle in her eye is knowing that the rest of us are doing all the work. ;-/
(Hard-earned retirement.)
Assistant Animal Handler & Cleaner
Since Aug 2014
Pradeep sees himself as having a "special talent" with birds.
But LOOK at that bird!! :-D
Global Relocations Account Manager
Since Aug 2008
Pushkal looks lovely. Smiley. Flowery. You just want to hug him, right?
Well, in REAL life... he's a miserable son-of-a-b*. Although, in fairness, he WILL smirk at you if you ask nicely. ;-)
HR & Personal Assistant to the Partners
Since Sep 2009
She's not joking.
She looks so cute, doesn't she? Well, she'll bite your head off if given half a chance!
HR & Personal Assistant to the Partners
Since Sep 2009
She's not joking.
Driver
Since Jun 2015
It's a truly lovely pose.
A little dangerous when he's driving.
But his memorial will speak well of him, so f* it. ;-)
Assistant Animal Handler
Since Dec 2024
You have to forgive Rudy for his surprising excitement - he's apparently never seen a tree before. ;-)
Animal Relocations Officer
Since Sep 2024
Ryan took a job with us because... well... he saw "The Lounge" and figured he'd have no work to do at all!
Global Relocations Account Manager
Since Apr 2014
When Shaila feels boxed-in, she smiles.
Totally untrustworthy, but it feels good for everyone - and THAT's the important thing!
"Sitting up like this ain't easy, you know. Not everyone can do it."
"The eyes make me look rather daunting, don't you think?"
"I don't look particularly cute, so she made me wear this hat. Not happy."
If only we were all that adorable.
"And Missy thinks she's the only one. Ha!"
Global Relocations Account Manager
Since Apr 2014
When Shaila feels boxed-in, she smiles.
Totally untrustworthy, but it feels good for everyone - and THAT's the important thing!
Assistant Animal Handler & Cleaner
Since Oct 2016
For obvious reasons... we like to keep Suranga behind glass. ;-)
Global Relocations Account Manager
Since Oct 2008
Think this is for "show"?
Ha!
YOU try relocating pets and their Pet Parents!!
Managing Partner & CEO
Since Feb 2002
When life is hard, you need a partner (even if she's a bit wacko).
Assistant Animal Handler & Cleaner
Since Apr 2008
You know that old favourite song, "Love is in the air"?
Well... now imagine a flying broom, a pooper-scooper... and a guy like Vihanga who just somehow LOVES his job!
Love is not a too-far flying leap from insanity, we suspect!
Office Coordinators -cum- Receptionists
Animal Relocations Officers